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Mockingbird Lane
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(As sung to the song “Mockingbird”) Everybody have you heard Hear gojo now and understand Now everybody have you heard Listen gojo and understand |
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Jason’s Singing a New Tune…
They tried to make me talk to LE
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been bad, but I wont be had
So you wont know, know, know.
I ain’t doing time
My mamma tells me I’ll be fine
And If they try to make me go downtown
I wont go, go, go.
I’d rather be out picking up some girls
Gotta satisfy my loins
And there’s nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I didn’t learn from Mr. Gojo-uns
Cuz mostly what I got from that man
Was how to spend time with a garbage can
They’re tryin’ to make me talk to LE
I said no, no, no
Yes I been bad, but I won’t be had
Nobody’s gonna know, know, know.
The Rocky Mtn Horror Show
Howdy Exxy, I
See ya met my
Sidekick Go-ho-jo
He’s just a
Little brought down because
He’s seriously lacking in
The ways of masturbation.
Don’t get hung up
By the way I look
It’s hard to live in the closet
I’m not
Much of a man
By the light day
And by night I’m not much
Of one either
I’m just,ah Jason tranvestite
From Breeeeeeevard, Transylvania
“Everyday Gojo”
Sung to the “Dreams of the Everyday housewife” song
He looks at the computer screen
and stares at the words that weren’t there yesterday
And thinks of the young man that his daughter could have married
What was he thinking when he married Michelle anyway
He clicks his mouse in little boy fashion as something comes into his mind
Slowly starts typing remembering the high hopes he once had for his life
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday gojo
He sits alone typing anything that comes to mind
An everyday gojo who lost his moment to shine
The yearbook he takes from the closet and slowly remembers his dreams
Remembers his hope to be journalist and make it big on the literary scene
He closes his eyes and touches the computer screen that suddenly disappears
And just for the moment he’s at book signing
that would have made him much more than he is
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday gojo
He sits alone typing anything that comes to mind
And everday gojo who lost his moment to shine
Maybe if he corrects people’s postings
They’ll think he’s more than just what he really is
Call them some names and hide his real fears
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday gojo
He sts alone typing anything that comes to mind
And everyday gojo who lost his moment to shine
Is the Microphone On?
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is this microphone on?
testing 1, 2, 3
test. test.Gojo, you old buzzard!
Stop lying about me at Cybersleuths.
if you don’t remove those inflammatory, baiting posts about me and any post where my nic is mentioned by all of your incarnations, i’m going to go to the mod and have that thread shut down and all posts deleted.
Then where will you go? You’ve been run out of town wherever you have tried to post. Take a look at yourself.
CityGrl already gave you a warning. She doesn’t want you using Cybersleuths as a platform to flame people, which is exactly what you have been doing with me, forpsy, scout,
RPD and other posters who have expressed views that jason is guilty.
I am not a racist and i was the first one to confront Capt Joe about his racist
OJ/Othello post.
what is more racist than you pretending to be a black woman and using
the old Amos ‘n Andy vernacular in which to do it?
you are a disgrace.
mY opinion is FACT in the above,
Surfside6
(Special Thanks to Exxy for allowing me to use this blog to fight the evil, menace to society, Gojo.)
