exxy's eyesore

(Cue Gangsta’s Paradise music)

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize it’s such a mess
Coz I’m hangin out here on Raleigh death row
Layin on my bed, wid Bubba suckin on my toe

But man it serves me right
The missus put up a fight
And my DNA was all over the wall
Now my rent is free
An’ I’m too scared to take a pee
Coz Bubba’s mates are over 6 feet tall!

(an’ he can reach my azz)

Gunna live most my life
Living in Mr Bubba’s paradise
Gunna live most my life
Playin bitch to a six foot man o’ ice

gojo’s theory is that an owl put on jason’s 2 pairs of shoes and murdered
michelle.
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Actually, I was hoping no one was going to ask
me about the owls. I know one or two posters
are going to laugh at me and call me a liar, but….
well, anyway, the cops didn’t laugh. And who
cares if left coast girls giggle a little?

When I was there I took photos of two owl nests,
one in a tree and one in the eaves on the left side
of the house (I think that one is a barn owl).

I reckon an owl in the house might cause Michelle and
the killers to panic and cause them to attack. They
might have thought Michelle was attacking them; instead,
she was going after the owl.

Anyway, after the killers left, maybe the owl got tangled
in the shoes in his closet hideout. Maybe the owl then
bumped around the bedroom and possibly left shoe
prints in different places. Maybe that explains the small
prints in the bathroom. Maybe they were made by
Cassie’s flipflops tangled on the foot of the owl. I reckon
stranger things have happened. Heck, it might have been
a whole family of owls in that house.

The cops are interested in my theory….at this point, they’re
interested in ANY theory. They said it helped them explain
the pile of leaves in the attic room: maybe the owls were
nest building. Have to remember to ask the cops if they
searched that nest area for jewelry.

==Gojo