The Teacher Teacheth

MASTER CRIMINAL 101: What you will
need to know to follow in the footsteps of
the board’s master criminal:

Who knew the board had a Master Criminal!  It certainly isn’t Jason!  If Jason were a master criminal, there would be no board.

When planning to blame an intruder, always,
always damage a door or window as proof
the intruder had to break in. It also would
always, always be helpful to steal some
valuables….wallet, credit cards, car, etc.

…And make sure that the glass is on the inside, unless it’s necessary to break out. 

MASTER CRIMINAL 101:

When planning to kill your spouse, always,
always end any other relationship far in
advance.

==Gojo

Not a bad idea even if you’re not planning to kill your spouse.

MASTER CRIMINAL 101: What you will
need to know to follow in the footsteps of
the board’s master criminal:

MASTER CRIMINAL 101:

When planning to kill your spouse,
for God’s sake don’t ever, ever let her/him
talk to a therapist.

“Let??”  Does a spouse have the right to forbid a spouse from talking to a therapist?  I don’t think so.

MASTER CRIMINAL 101:

When planning to kill your spouse, never,
never sign up for life insurance. This is a
biggie. If you have insurance, cancel before the
big day.

Or at least collect it within a reasonable period of time.

Scout, how do you know a lurker from
Brevard was hanging around?

==Gojo

Because, as site admin, she can see every visitor’s IP, Dumbass.

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