WYN WONDERED:
Wonder where the forty cats went?
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Mountain delicacy, Wynn. And we’re never too stuck in our ways
to learn new ways to skin a cat. Early on, Meredith showed us
a new way: throw the sucker into a microwave….adjust the heat
and time according to weight. It works! Makes it easy to skin.
We sew the skins together for blankets, gloves, stoles, etc. I like
my catskin cat with the tail hanging down. Warm, too.

Hope you don’t get the idee that we waste
the cat, nor maltreat them. Some cats we don’t eat.
These we train to clean toilets.

Cuddle the little darling while slipping into the bathroom.
Quietly open the toilet lid, quietly pour some cleaning solution in,
slip the little dear quickly! inside
the toilet bowl and quickly! slam the lid down! Until the cat
is trained, you might have to stand on the lid for a while.

After your little darling has cleaned the bowl, flush. Just
once is usually enough. Then open the bathroom door and
the front door. Stand well back and lift the toilet lid. The
cat zooms outside and dries himself.

Clean toilet, clean cat. I’ve known some people to pop
the little dear into the microwave right away–Zap him
while he’s clean! is their motto. But a good toilet cleaner
is hard to come by. I like to fatten them up first.

But don’t get the idee we waste any of our little darlings.
Catgut is especially useful. Local doctors use it to sew
up wounds (many of those when dealing with cats). I like
catgut to string a bow or repair a baseball glove or as
real strong fishing line.

I reckon we use everything but the ‘meow’.
40 cats don’t last long.

==Gojo

Notice that, even in the midst of this idiocy, he manages to get a dig in on Meredith.

Gojo, you are a real piece of work!